Wednesday 27 May 2015

Types of bloggers!

Hi guys!! It's me, PenGirl! *Record scratch* What do you mean you don't know who I am? Remember my Happiness post?? Yeah, that one! Phsshhh. 

Back to the post, then!! If I had it my way, I would have made the Happiness post 1,000 sentences long!! It really shows how much happiness the world actually has- you just have to uncover it. Anyway... today I thought I would do a Types of Bloggers post! I thought it would be really cool and ,maybe, any of you fellow bloggers out there can relate. 

 Now recently I have been looking at a lot of other blogs and picking up a few tips I might want to use in my next post. And you know what? From what I read:

All of them are different in their own way.


That's where the inspiration for this blog post came from. So fellow people, unicorns and polar bears- get your hot chocolate at the ready and.... Wait!! Before we dive in I have a challenge for you. Can you guess which blogger am? If you have guessed who I am, then comment down below and I'll tell you if your right or wrong. Now, lets go!!

The Content Completion 

Now, The Content Completion is one of those bloggers who keep on going on about world peace. Who is only filled with party balloons, confetti and glitter -no blood, guts and gore! And the only annoying thing is that not one ,NOT ONE, of those bright, colourful and annoying balloons can pop. In fact, they never do. Never. Its like whenever they walk, run or even swim they leave a trail of glitter, plastic smiley faces and happiness in their wake. Yep, that's them! The... glittery....unicorn...who looks like a hundred fairy princess vomited all over them. Nailed it!! Ok, next 
blogger..

The Distracted Disaster

This one can slightly get annoying. But I haven't read a blogger who is like this so don't worry!! Now ,as an example, this blogger is talking about politics and then suddenly he/she is hungry. He/she (this is getting ridiculous, I'm going to call her Sue and assume that she's a girl) correction, Sue, innocently goes to get a cookie and comes back. Then Sue starts talking about what she did last Saturday. Which instantly confuses humans and aliens alike. *Sobs* Can I get an amen? *sobs some more*.

The Slang Sprayer

This one is probably one of the most common I have seen in all of these. Judging by the title, you have probably already guessed what 

this bloggers like. Pretty much this: OMG (Oh my god)!! YOLO (You only live once)!! YOUR MY BAE (Before anyone else)! IKR (I know right)!!  Translations for all those NON- Slang-Sprayers. I'm not saying you can't say it or it's bad or anything. In fact, I even use some of these! But it doesn't mean when you are being asked     "What's 9+10?" you instantly yell "BAE!". And no. 9+10 ISN'T 21!!

Ok, now that you have met the three bloggers - can you guess which one is me? And after that, comment down below which blogger are you? Maybe you might meet some new bloggers who have a lot in common with you!! Hope you enjoyed this post!! 

Stay happy, 

-PenGirl!












25 comments:

  1. If you guessed right, why not take the test!? Also, if you have any suggestions about what subject I could do in my next post comment down your idea!!

    -PenGirl

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  2. I didn't know I did that! Do I do that?

    Good post anyway! Xoxo

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    1. No, I was saying for you not to worry!!

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    2. Don't worry about it!! I have deleted it so no-one else thinks the same!!

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    3. Oh okey dokey! I really like the beginning of your post! Also, I think you might be the first one! Your always so cheerful and nice and your really friendly! Xoxo

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    4. Thank you! And because you have given me a full answer, in my next post I will reveal which one I am and who guessed it first!! So stay tuned!!

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  3. Haha, this is very much true! I think when I first started blogging I would float and be in the first category. I went through life back then thinking, "RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS!" My friends still think I do. What can I say? Optimism is my thing? There are a lot more blogger stereotypes out there, but I'll name one, such as:

    The Tumblr Wanna-Be: This person, on their sidebar, will most likely have a photo of a Tumblr photo, but that's not the reason why this stereotype earned it's name. Most of their posts are GIFs or Tumblr-like photos.

    I'm not sure what type you are, exactly! You don't seem to be too distracted, use slang, or be happy go lucky, but maybe you are a part of the first category? I'm not sure!

    xoxo Morning

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  4. I think you took a very good judgement!! It is very hard because you have only read three posts and are still getting used to my writing. But I can't reply to you because you haven't given a full answer. You were so close!!

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  5. Hiya! This was so funny. I really enjoyed this post.

    My blog link- shinenelevate.blogspot.co.uk

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    1. Thank you, Rukiya!

      I will be sure to check out your blog!

      -PenGirl

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  6. wow! your blog is super!!! i really enjoyed reading this!!! i loved it when you said " so fellow people, unicorns and polar bears" THIS WAS SOO GOOD!! Cant wait to read more!

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    1. Thank you, Galaxy! Your feedback means so much to me!! I am really glad you liked my post and I hope you stay tuned!!

      -PenGirl

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    2. Please may you check out my first blog! Thank you so much xxxxx

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    3. Yes sure! What is it called?

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    4. Just click on my name (galaxy18) go to my blogs..and you should find it there :) Thank you!

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    5. the address to see it is http://galaxy18blogs.blogspot.co.uk thank you again! X

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  7. Great post I really enjoyed reading it xx :)
    http://agirlblogx.blogspot.co.uk/

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  8. Dear pen girl,
    thank you so much for your comments! i am glad that you liked my posts!
    thank you! xx :)

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    1. It was my pleasure! You have great content!

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    2. I absoulutly love your style of writing! U have a great blog!!!!!! :D

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  9. Wow! You had a interesting choice of colours! It was very nice to do a collab with you. Hope we can work again together in the future x


    Galaxt

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  10. Your sense of humor is perfect in this post! Made me laugh
    -V
    simplyperfectme.blogspot.com

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