Hi guys!! It's me, PenGirl! *Record scratch* What do you mean you don't know who I am? Remember my Happiness post?? Yeah, that one! Phsshhh.
Back to the post, then!! If I had it my way, I would have made the Happiness post 1,000 sentences long!! It really shows how much happiness the world actually has- you just have to uncover it. Anyway... today I thought I would do a Types of Bloggers post! I thought it would be really cool and ,maybe, any of you fellow bloggers out there can relate.
Now recently I have been looking at a lot of other blogs and picking up a few tips I might want to use in my next post. And you know what? From what I read:
All of them are different in their own way.
That's where the inspiration for this blog post came from. So fellow people, unicorns and polar bears- get your hot chocolate at the ready and.... Wait!! Before we dive in I have a challenge for you. Can you guess which blogger I am? If you have guessed who I am, then comment down below and I'll tell you if your right or wrong. Now, lets go!!
The Content Completion
Now, The Content Completion is one of those bloggers who keep on going on about world peace. Who is only filled with party balloons, confetti and glitter -no blood, guts and gore! And the only annoying thing is that not one ,NOT ONE, of those bright, colourful and annoying balloons can pop. In fact, they never do. Never. Its like whenever they walk, run or even swim they leave a trail of glitter, plastic smiley faces and happiness in their wake. Yep, that's them! The... glittery....unicorn...who looks like a hundred fairy princess vomited all over them. Nailed it!! Ok, next
The Distracted Disaster
This one can slightly get annoying. But I haven't read a blogger who is like this so don't worry!! Now ,as an example, this blogger is talking about politics and then suddenly he/she is hungry. He/she (this is getting ridiculous, I'm going to call her Sue and assume that she's a girl) correction, Sue, innocently goes to get a cookie and comes back. Then Sue starts talking about what she did last Saturday. Which instantly confuses humans and aliens alike. *Sobs* Can I get an amen? *sobs some more*.
The Slang Sprayer
This one is probably one of the most common I have seen in all of these. Judging by the title, you have probably already guessed what
this bloggers like. Pretty much this: OMG (Oh my god)!! YOLO (You only live once)!! YOUR MY BAE (Before anyone else)! IKR (I know right)!! Translations for all those NON- Slang-Sprayers. I'm not saying you can't say it or it's bad or anything. In fact, I even use some of these! But it doesn't mean when you are being asked "What's 9+10?" you instantly yell "BAE!". And no. 9+10 ISN'T 21!!
Ok, now that you have met the three bloggers - can you guess which one is me? And after that, comment down below which blogger are you? Maybe you might meet some new bloggers who have a lot in common with you!! Hope you enjoyed this post!!